Scientology Pwned?

Posted by Derek Yu Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:56:00 GMT

Tom Cruise = Dickface

Despite how simple and repetitive this game is, the graphics, effects, and music (by Everyday Shooter creator Jonathan Mak) really add a lot to the gameplay. I like how the screen shakes when you fire your weapons. Makes it really feel like your squeezing some heavy rounds out!

But where’s the Tom Cruise boss battle? You should have to blast each of the teeth off his shit-eating grin to reveal his alien brain.

(Source: Independent Gaming)

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  1. Xander said about 9 hours later:

    “Are you a bad enough dude to pwn scientology?”

    Why yes, yes I am! Although, this game has got me thinking it wouldn’t be that bad being a scientologist. Sure we’ve got Tom Cruise and other douche bags doing whatever the hell they do there, but no one ever told me the high ranking members could launch missles from their brain-caps. That’d be pretty awesome…

  2. axel said about 10 hours later:

    I can just swear I saw this on [url=http://www.create-games.com/]Daily Click[/url] the other day.

    Badass game, I likes it!

  3. axel said about 10 hours later:

    Bah, stupid mockup code.

  4. Radix said about 12 hours later:

    “You should have to blast each of the teeth off his shit-eating grin to reveal his alien brain.” Hey, wow. I made a game where you did exactly this in high school, only it was a kid I didn’t like rather than Cruise. Almost got me suspended when the vice principal found it on the network.

  5. raigan said about 15 hours later:

    good times..

  6. Tom Cruise said about 15 hours later:

    You are threatening me with death. I’m recommending to the authorities that you be forced to see a PSYCHIATRIST! We’ll see who has the last laugh, heathens.

    Praise be to Hubbard.

  7. god said about 16 hours later:

    har de fucken har.

    what if I made you all a little glowing dot? huh? huh?

  8. Jonathan Mak said about 18 hours later:

    that’s not funny!

  9. BMcC said about 18 hours later:

    It was kinda funny. :P

  10. god said about 18 hours later:

    LOL. i thought it was pretty funny.

    (also, mak, you should go see a doctor soon. i just gave you scabies.)

  11. zixiao said 1 day later:

    I also accidentally stole sfx from derek. So props to him. I’ll add credits in the next build.

  12. Tom Cruise said 1 day later:

    You’re confusing Derek Yu with Arthur Lee (aka Podunkian). Lee, not Yu, made Operation: Sitting Duck.

  13. Tom Cruise said 1 day later:

    (I don’t blame you. All you Asians look the same.)

  14. Xander said 1 day later:

    Looks at above commentor

    Oh my god it’s Ethan Hawke!

  15. Derek said 3 days later:

    At this one party at GDC this guy talked to me for like an hour thinking I was Jonathan Mak.

    He also had a beer in each hand and thought he was sooooo cool because of it.

    Loser! ;)

  16. zixiao said 3 days later:

    oops.

  17. Suri said 3 days later:

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