Sumotori Dreams

By: Derek Yu

On: April 24th, 2007

I don’t think I’ve laughed so much playing any other game, to be quite honest. Well, maybe Pillar Killer.

Sumotori Dreams is a sumo wrestling simulation that incorporates some sort of self-balancing algorithm. What that really means is that the wrestlers stumble around like a couple of drunken clowns. Add to that an easy jazz soundtrack and you basically have the funniest 88kb of fun you’ve ever had.

(Source: Sensible Erection NSFW)

Posted in Fighters, Freeware, Highly Recommended, Multiplayer, Physics, Unique / Bizarre, Windows

konjak

This had me laughing too hard.
Mark-P

I can testify to how freaking hilarious this is to watch. Hours of fun. :)
GrViper

Yeah, there guys are great at falling down, trying to get up, laughing at each other…

If you shoot at one particular fence fragment in the main menu (between the rightmost pillars), you get to see “hidden mode”
gazanfer

avira antivir has found some virus signatures.
GrViper

So much fun in so little code.. it **must** be a virus :)
http://www.distractionware.com Echo

AVG seemed ok with it – which isn’t to say it’s ok, but some google searches on that avira program seem to indicate that it’s a little paranoid:

http://www.softpedia.com/progViewOpinions/1-19.html
Shih Tzu

Oh, -man-, why do I have to be at work right now…

I could watch that all day.
negative zero

my god, that’s incredible! i wonder if all the animations were programmed into the physics, cos that’s pure genius!
Dylan

I eventually started to feel sorry for the poor wrestler. All he wanted to do was stand, but my box-bullets just kept coming. The shame wasn’t enough to quiet my laughter.
Zaphos

This is awesomely hilarious.
!CE-9

it’s fucken awesome. and it’s from Hungary.

big up, Peterdutch!=)
Fabejaques

There’s a “hidden mode” that you access by breaking one of the wall things behind the bars in the main menu. You have to break the one second from the front on the far right side. It’s pretty awesome.
NHP

wahhhhhhh I can’t get it to run!
WTF

I can’t get it to run either, it has a startup problem.