What game would be complete without bosses? They're nasty, they're evil, they usually have a set pattern that you have to figure out to beat them. When you beat a boss, you feel a sense of pride, knowing that you've reached another milestone on your gaming journey.
So then, is a gaming contest truly complete without bosses of its own? The road to becoming "The Sexiest Indie Gamer of All Time" is one fraught with peril. Here we present the dark forces of sexy gamerness, the Sexy Bosses. While you are not competing directly with them (they aren't eligible for the contest), their sexiness is bound to leave you quivering in your socks. They will give you a taste of true sexiness!
Miniboss - Omega Lee
Real Name: Li Xiaofang
Love Style: Panting Tiger
Age: 22
Height: 165cm
Weight: 60kg
Blood Type: N (for Ninja)
Birthplace: Hong Kong, China
Hobbies: chinese checkers, taxidermy
Likes: his family, sweet red bean buns
Dislikes: inconsiderate people, spiders
Winning Quote: "What a joke! My dog is sexier than you!"
Story:
Li Xiaofang was born horribly disfigured and was cast into a river by his parents as a baby. A traveling fashion model named Ms. Li found him downstream and took pity on him, raising him as her own son. Li Xiaofang was ridiculed growing up, but he had a strong will.
One day, when Li Xiaofang was 16, Ms. Li was strutting down the catwalk at a local fashion show when a shadowy figure jumped on her from the rafters and pushed her over, breaking her nose on the catwalk. No one was able to catch the perpetrator.
As Ms. Li lay in bed recovering, she summoned Li Xiaofang to her side. "Xiaofang", she whispered hoarsely, "I will never compete again. I know you are disfigured, but you must avenge me by beating Ms. Chang, my rival and the person who I know is responsible for this accident." Li Xiaofang nodded, for he loved Ms. Li as a son loves his mother.
For the next six years, Li Xiaofang trained extremely hard with his mother in the arts of sexiness until his disfigurement was only a memory. He had truly become a master of seduction, and defeated Ms. Chang easily in the international competition.
However, upon returning, he discovered that his mother had died. Li Xiaofang, angry at the world, cast aside his old name and became Omega Lee. He vowed to be the sexiest in the world, and so, when a mysterious and evil being known only as "Gigar Z" came to him and offered him the power to be the greatest, Li accepted and joined his gang. Now he lurks behind the scenes at the "The Sexiest Indie Gamer of All Time" contest, challenging all those who consider themselves to be the sexiest.
Special Moves:
Silent Nipples of Death - 
Hidden Sexy Anger - 
Heavenly Lotus Licks - 
Final Armageddon (Super Attack) - 
Final Boss - Gigar Z
Real Name: ???
Love Style: Love as a Meteor From Hell
Age: Over 1000 years old
Height: 210cm
Weight: 106kg
Blood Type: ???
Birthplace: ???
Hobbies: Conquering less sexy dimensions
Likes: Evil
Dislikes: The impudence of less sexy beings
Winning Quote: "You should feel lucky to have gazed upon me, worm!"
Story:
Little is known about the mysterious being known as Gigar Z, except that he arrived on his spaceship - the artificial planet called Gigaropolis - three years ago. Claiming that he hailed from a parallel dimension, Gigar Z declared himself the the new ruler of Planet Earth. The human leaders of Earth, crippled by his blinding beauty, bowed to his sexy whims. Since then he has laid hidden in the depths of Gigaropolis, secretly pulling strings around the entire world.
No one is certain what his ultimate goals are for our beloved planet, but there's no doubt that he has taken great interest in "The Sexiest Indie Gamer of All Time" contest...
Special Moves (First Form):
Meteoric Crotch Grab -
Dimensional Hyper Love Gate -
Dance of the Incubi -
Special Moves (True Form):
Eighteen-Fisted Manheat -
Banquet with the Devil (Super Attack) -
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