Server Outage

By: Derek Yu

On: December 2nd, 2006

DNS server went kaputz yesterday. Something about a giant mutant hamster attacking the TIGSource server farm in Peoria. After punching holes in most of the windows, the hamster was finally subdued by helicopters and cop cars, wherein it shrunk and revealed itself to be none other than a very confused Will Wright.

In other news, “city howling mad, sausage scam exposed.”

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Derek

Editors, please resume your posting! Let’s keep feeding the BEAST. m/
http://www.TScreative.net BMcC

Sweet, it’s back up!

I gotta get to bed, but I’ll be back this week WITH A VENGEANCE. (And cookies!)
Sergio

Will Wright… typical.
crackers

I would gladly fuck a giant mutant hamster over a giant enemy crab any day.
BeamSplashX

“WHY DON’T YOU OWN ALL THE SIMS EXPANSION PACKS?!!! RRRRRRRAWR!”
Shabadage

King O’ The Monsters 3 – Hampy the Hampster Finds Steroids.
Shih Tzu

Hamster was later captured and deposited in some old Amstrad game:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIP7djqpeK0