Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural

By: Derek Yu

On: February 26th, 2008

Berserker

After a handful of posts about his philosophies regarding manliness and the Universe, Michal Marcinkowski has finally put up some new info about Berserker, his hand-to-hand physics-based deathmatch game that takes place in an abandoned prison. This step-by-step guide will show you how to paint a cell block in a delightful crimson red… just in time for Spring! Martha Stewart approves.

In the comments, Michal reveals in the comments that:

The game is pretty much playable, although bots have no waypoints, no network code, and a lot of bugs. Really good ideas are always welcome but we’ve probably thought about them all already.

Let’s hope for a soon release!

  • rz.

    that looks FUCKING amazing!

  • Fishy Boy

    I’m kinda interested about the chainsaw, since it looks like he’s suggesting it’s possible to screw up horribly when using it. It would add quite a bit to the balance if it didn’t end up with one guy who got the chainsaw just mauling people with ease.

  • curezen

    hehehehehe

    i wanna paint now

  • Zeno

    I love MM so much.

  • dog biscuits

    Is this the death metal parody game where adolescent boys rush at each other in generic rage and when they meet they start having sex?

  • difficultman

    Am I the only one who’s turned off by the homo-sex and feces?

  • gustav

    suggestion: a flower filter for the blood.
    it’d be so much like in my dreams <3

  • I Like Cake

    Your dream is to play a game about prison violence by a crazy bigot?

  • Corpus

    Yeah, I plan to avoid this game. He’s a bigoted moron, and the game looks equally moronic.

    I guess violence and rape for the sake of violence and rape just don’t appeal to me. It’s basically just an incredibly immature game.

  • http://0xdeadc0de.org Eclipse

    well…
    graphically it really sucks :

    about the gameplay… i just hope it to be near soldat

  • Unbeliever

    “Yeah, I plan to avoid this game. He’s a bigoted moron, and the game looks equally moronic.”

    You should be happy. It’s this or another school shooting.

  • Jack Thompson

    “You should be happy. It’s this or another school shooting.”

    What do you think a violent game like this is bound to cause?

  • Tommunism

    I wish you really were Jack Thompson so I could bask in your awesome.

  • Zeno

    I’m gonna play the hell out of this game. And have my way with all of my victims. Every time.

  • PHeMoX

    “What do you think a violent game like this is bound to cause?”

    Freakin’ World War III if you keep pushing me!!! @$#%@$^%#$^!

    ( ;) )

  • Smithy

    I used to have a chainsaw.

    Two, in fact.

    And I used them every day.

    (Not on people, though.)

  • Gorgonzola

    Rename voting begins: now.

    1) Clay Aiken’s Anoose.

  • BeamSplashX

    Masters of Fighting with Limbs and Sex Organs.

  • haowan

    I can’t pretend to be overly fond of either of these two fellows, or the whole idea of rape in a video game, but I thought the linked page was damned funny.