As per usual, Game Tunnel’s July Monthly Round-up is like a guidebook to every indie gaming stereotype. Let’s see, we got the match-3 and match-4’s… natch. Turn-based fantasy strategy RPG… check. Shooters with particle effects up the ass… double-check. (Kento Cho 4 lyfe, bitchez!!!) World War 2 FPS? That’s kind of a mainstream thang, but whatever. Sports game with ugly Poser models… check. And so on.
I like how the one kinda interesting game, Penumbra, isn’t even given a score because two of the editors can’t run it on their crappy rigs. Good lord! Why don’t we just make a website that says “Indie Games Suck and Are Really Boring and Derivative” and be done with it?