Kaptain Oh Kaptain

By: Shabadage

On: November 24th, 2006

Kaptain Oh Kaptain
Kaptain Binarny (I realize that it’s technically Captain Binary; but I call it Kaptain Binarny cause it’s fun to say and fits the mood of the game better) is the antithesis to Alien Homonid. You play as the aforementioned Kaptain Binarny trying to rid the world of an alien invasion. With beautiful flash-ish graphics and frantic shooting gameplay, this game is a riot to play (unless you’re a wuss). If you like Metal Slug, Contra, or Alien Homonid; you owe it to yourself to play this game.

  • Shabadage

    *Smacks the server repeatedly

  • Ahh!

    Semicolons are only for lists which contain internal punctuation or for joining independent clauses, and even then should only be used when you don’t use a coordinating conjunction. When in doubt, just don’t use them.

  • Shabadage

    OH NOES! I used wrong punctuation! The world will now end.

  • Wolverine

    Well I love Contra, like Metal Slug, wasn’t keen on Alien Hominid… and I wasn’t too into this when I played it a few weeks back. It’s not bad but ain’t great.

  • Teeth

    Reconfigurable keys would be welcome.

  • Eos

    Yep, he should have used a comma.

  • http://www.joy90.co.uk Moschops

    Back on topic, didn’t anyone else think the difficulty level was a bit too high?

    It seemed the developers might have thought this too by the huge number of extra lives it gives out yet it’s still insane. As soon as you fail to get the aliens as soon as they appear on the scene you end up swamped in bullets and it’s nigh on impossible to clear the screen again without losing at least a couple of lives.

  • http://mjr-blayne.livejournal.com Ilia Chentsov

    It’s Polish-Japanese Institute after all. Nippon people are much more skilled at games, and Polish are just weird.