In issue #192 of Electronic Gaming Monthly, web funnyman Seanbaby penned a feature titled “”http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3141721">The Worst T.V. Games of All Time." In the intro to this feature, he made this statement:
I’m here to tell you, in the spirit of The B-game Competition, that the Van Damme game WAS MADE, and it is called Van Damnation. It was put out two years ago as a limited release, but, with Oddbob’s help, it is now being made available to the public once again. Rocky, the creator of the game, is also the mastermind behind another classic B-game – Pillar Killer.
(Now if only someone would make a game based off of either 1. Bloodsport, 2. Hard Target, or 3. both.)
ProTip: Read the readme or you will not get anywhere in this difficult game of timing and dong punches!
Download here (from Oddbob) or here (from me). The game is 2 megabytes large.