fruit mystery

By: Derek Yu

On: July 12th, 2008

fruit mystery is…

fruit mystery is……

…

fruit mystery is.

(Source: auntie pixelante)

Posted in Browser Games | Tags: BrettGraham

http://www.puppybuckets.blogspot.com/ Alehkhs

Derek is.
Derek

Alehkhs is.
Seriously,

What a fucken piece of shit.
is

is..
muku

Uh.

I guess the only valid reason to “play” that is the gameover sequence, and I’m not yet convinced how good a reason that actually is.
sinoth

NOW I KNOW
gsm

so the spirit of JEFFK is (si) still around.
BeamSplashX

THE FRUIT IS A LIE.
ngajoe

That was funny–worth sending to others but I might not play it again.
Timo

What was that?
Imaginationac

…My head hurts now. Thanks.
CMspice

I kinda always figured that guy is a genius. Go read his resume.
mrs

best game on this entire website
AClarkFS

I threw up alittle in my mouth.
Last post getter

VERY GOOD
Fireblend

This should have a seizure warning… not for me, but, you know people that can’t stand flashy colors. Or stupidity, for that matter.
Border

That just scared the shit out of me. man !! the game over sequence… thats it, i’m gonna do nightmare for a week.
Jean-Sebastien

Cave Story ripoff!
http://braid-game.com/news Jonathan Blow

This game is awesome.

Unfortunately in the coming E3 coverage this game will be ignored!!! In favor of lousy games that have no fruit at all.
Dusty Spur

your a idoit

derke you killed a touca n. why did you do this??????/?
McAndrews

My apology was ” Dear Steve, Sorry I gave the dogs an uspet stomach ache that made them want to murderize themselves. And sorry the dogs murderized themselves. Really. Nothing is sader to me than murderized dogs, specially when they smell like strawberries.” I think that was the real purpose of the game. To psychologically prepare your mind for the most amazing apology ever. Anyone else have a good one?
chutup

SORRY ZOOKEEPER STEVE!!

Best edugame ever.
GlingON

That game is only a sliver of the insanity going on at this guys website.

I hate to use the Twilight Zone analogy, but that guys website exists in another dimension.

I never have seen such raw human energy in my entire life.
Butzo

“Thanks brett!”
Ben

Zookeeper Steve is worse than the crying Asclepius baby…
chutup

Huh. I thought maybe it was like Execution and you could win by not feeding any fruit, but no dice. FUCK OFF, ZOOKEEPER STEVE! I DIDN’T FEED THOSE ANIMALS ANY GODDAMN FRUIT, OK!
Sifu Peng

My ears are ringing. The game has… changed me. I’ll never be the same bloke again.
Marklar

I love this…
ray

SOMETIME A FRUIT GOTTA BE A MYSTERY

WHAT IS IT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
http://lumberingdream.com/ !CE-9

“The citrus juice from the juicy ORANGE makes the lobsarts a bit blind I think becuase they keep bumping into things after their ORANGE fruit feast. oh well they were UGLY and DANGEROUS TO SEE.”

<3
reetva

I’m walking on sunshine, woah-oh! Listen to the background music, I think that’s what it is.
grindFish

this is the best game ever made.
corpus

A lion awoke to the joyous sensation of melons hitting its buttocks, thanks to me.
OrR

This is so full of awesome… I love it! :)
BaronCid

wtf
Derp

I haven’t lol’d this hard in a while.
FireSword

http://www.g4g.it/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-1102

…
Oob

“The king of the jungle is a bit racist I think.”
lumpi

if you goes crazy all the way!!!1
Trotim

Cave Story rip-off.
hello

africa (the land of racism)
robolee

my apology:

“Im very sory that I pisioned teh aminals, I hope that youll forgiv me 1 day. I didnt now the fruit was bad for them Im sory.”
Kloi

best game ever.
Sub-Actuality

I thought this might have something to do with “Instruction For A Fruit”. It doesn’t. And it’s much weirder.
Twisted in the Head

I’m sorry, but this sounds too much like it was written by a five year-old or a bad fanfiction author. I can’t go for more than two minutes without my eyes bleeding.
Jad

Hurhur, I love how the baby elephant eats everything and anything and is happy about it :D
FISH

GAMES AS ART
olda_sadlo

i really enjoyed it and played it six times. best are lobastars or lobstras or whatever.
Dusty Spur

dear steve, im a idot ii posined you animasl i disre;gard the DONT FEED FRIUT signs i really soryr.

from dumb*ss
namuol

this is hanging onto the edge of coherence by an imaginary thread.

i can’t tell if brett graham just has a unique sense of humor or if he genuinely has mental problems. his site is rather elaborate.