Virtual Hottie reporting for duty

By: Eos

On: August 27th, 2006

He-man

Hi there, I’m one of the slew of new writers here. Derek, desperate to establish a female narrative in the male-centred world of gaming, knew that he must find another authentic “girl gamer” to fulfill this task, grovelled and begged until I agreed to write for TIGSource.

The first order of business would be this game I found while reading IGDA’s Sex & Games news source. It’s
called VirtualHottie2 (NSFW). I had some trouble categorizing this one, as I am new (any constructive criticisms or comments for the newbie would be appreciated!). Anyway, I just could not figure out whether it belongs in “Adventure” or “Shooters?”

So this piece really is not just another reaffirmation of how well sex sells, it will revolutionize the way beer-guzzling is animated. You can enjoy the “stunning detail and 3d animation” here.
Also, Clickable Culture gives a stellar example of their stunning artwork.

I read somewhere that these types of games don’t usually succeed because gamers condemn the terrible gameplay and apparently everyone else is too shocked at the content to buy such a game. But the first game must have been extraordinarily orgasmic for them to make a sequel.

  • TIGDev367

    A girl gamer mature enough to use capital letters AND avoid poop jokes in her posts? It’s like a dream! No wonder Derek begged. Thank you for joining up.

  • Cycle

    A girl gamer who isn’t post-modern enough to never use capital letters OR make poop jokes? It’s like a nightmare! Derek should get back to begging for change. I give you two weeks.

  • poopgirl

    i love poop!

  • Albert Lai

    I demand that she replace all forms of punctuation with periods.

    Just kidding. Welcome to the team! And a tip – don’t use the communal fridge, someone’s been stealing my brownies.

  • NO!

    Sex sells, that’s why you are here sweetie :*

    How harsh we’re gonna be is directly proportional to how hot you are, so:
    post your pic!
    post your pic!
    show your tits!
    post your pic!

  • Tim W.

    Derek’s pretty hot as well, and he will show you his nits for a tenner. :)

  • Max

    Man, that is so intense. It’s like they found a way to render a Rob Liefeld drawing, which ought to be mathematicaly impossible.

  • Alevice

    Categorizing it as “Shooter” would certainly just be hilarous.

    HILARIOUS!

    How’s this game different from all the lolita tentacle rape at hentai games anyway?

  • anonymous

    man, that girl in the screenshot drinking out of the bottle is pretty flat-chested…

    when are we going to get the next review from you, eos?

  • Tim W.

    i’m too young for this. Anyone else tried it yet?

    btw, welcome. nice to have a big sis around. :)