Siliconera: Interview with De Vampire

By: Derek Yu

On: October 30th, 2006

Siliconera has an interview with Chris DeLay on Defcon, Steam, and making it independent. And what it’s like to have a very, very large penis.

Posted in Interviews

Cycle

My interview with him was like a million times better. It was so good, it even made MY penis a little bigger.
Cycle

Derek, I should interview you about Aqurittle Mermaid and maybe I’ll pass some of the penis extension over to you.

I have to get this indie article approved first, it’s taking forever.
http://www.TScreative.net BMcC

Link us up, Cycle! More interviews is better than less interviews. :P
Cycle

It was in a print magazine :( dess posted about it earlier, it was the four page spread about DEFCON that she mentioned.
Derek

Why do I feel like you’re setting me up for a trap, Cycle? :(
Admiral Ackbar

I dunno… he seems cool to me, man.
W.

can i have the extension without the interview? eight inches isn’t enough…
http://null/ NO!

Cycle wants to rape you, and so do I.
http://null/ Cycle

I’m greater than everyone in the world. Even NO! Suck me off now, or suffer my wrath.
crackers

So Cycle, is this article for an Australian PC gaming magazine, because I saw the word “Defcon” on the cover but didn’t buy it because I bought a different magazine instead. But I will totally get it the next time I see it boy howdy.
http://null/ Cycle

I don’t see you sucking my cock yet, crackers.
http://null/ NO!

Holy shit Cycle… are you saying that you have as much of an ego as I do?

Where have you been hiding my whole life!
http://www.moonpod.com/doary Fost

“Interview with De Vampire”

-Derek, you should write headlines for the tabloids. That one is so bad, it’s pure art :)
crackers

I have lockjaw right now.

Sorry Cycle :_(
http://null/ Cycle

Hey NO!, ya thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’? ;)
http://null/ Null

69!!!
NO!

(Poops pants) (again)
Cycle

wtf it was not me saying those things :( however, he was a pretty good representative so I’m cool with it.

Crackers, yes it was that magazine. Only pick it up if I have something decent it it. Next month all I have is a review of a shitty diablo clone. Yay!
http://null/ NO! & Cycle

(both poop pants together)
http://www.TScreative.net BMcC

Okay, this has graduated to spamming, so cut it out.

Crackers.