This is a game where you… wait a second, I’m getting a phone call. Sorry, what was I saying? Oh yeah, this is a flash game where you try and (hmmm, I should probably do my laundry soon) collect fruit while… hold on, I have to take a dump. Hold that thought, I’ll be right back, okay?
(Never returns.)
EDIT: Haha, I actually got so distracted trying to write my lame post that I forgot to add a link to the damn game.