Under Ground the Bowling

By: Derek Yu

On: August 3rd, 2007

Tim found this little gem. It’s an entry for the 3Punge (Three Minute Game Contest), where, I assume you create a game that lasts for three minutes. What caught my attention were the graphics, which frightened the hell out of me. I like that.

Under Ground the Bowling (direct link) is a bowling game where the bowling balls are people and the pins are other people waiting for the bus (who all kind of look like James Brown). It’s really pretty hilarious and has very little to do with bowling other than the score keeping. I love the main character and how crazy he looks, especially after you get a strike.

This is not a well-made game, but it is a bizarre game! Use the arrow keys to move and “z” to slap. A couple dialog boxes will pop up when you start the game. I don’t know what the first one is, but the second one asks you if you want to play fullscreen or not. Be ready to turn down your sound if you’re not into hearing men grunting over and over again at a rapid rate.

Posted in Action, Competitions, Doujin, Unique / Bizarre, Windows

King-N

HIDEOUS!…I wanna play it.
GreatFox

Well… I lol’d for the picture.

But new assembly-games are released:
http://www.assembly.org/summer07/news/compos/gamedev-entries-2007

Winner is… Kloonigames. :)
Ilia Chentsov

Somehow reminds me of Derek’s style.
Peni

Looks gay
Prio

gay AWESOME!
stupidforeigngames

ENGLISH!! I want bizarre ENGLISH games!!!!
King-N

We aren’t allowed to have weird English games, it’ll mess up the law of reality.
http://josephkingworks.blogspot.com Joseph

That is one butt-ugly lookin game, the kind only a mother could love.
Watcher

WE ARE WATCHING YOU DEREK. WE KNOW YOUR SECRET, THE TIME OF RECKONING WILL SOON BE AT HAND.
makeshifter

interesting game. but i don’t think I’ll take it.
uh oh Derek looks like you’ve got another troller on your hands.
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