fruit mystery

Derek is.

Alehkhs is.

What a fucken piece of shit.

is..

Uh.

I guess the only valid reason to “play” that is the gameover sequence, and I’m not yet convinced how good a reason that actually is.

NOW I KNOW

so the spirit of JEFFK is (si) still around.

THE FRUIT IS A LIE.

That was funny–worth sending to others but I might not play it again.

What was that?

…My head hurts now. Thanks.

I kinda always figured that guy is a genius. Go read his resume.

best game on this entire website

I threw up alittle in my mouth.

VERY GOOD

This should have a seizure warning… not for me, but, you know people that can’t stand flashy colors. Or stupidity, for that matter.

That just scared the shit out of me. man !! the game over sequence… thats it, i’m gonna do nightmare for a week.

Cave Story ripoff!

This game is awesome.

Unfortunately in the coming E3 coverage this game will be ignored!!! In favor of lousy games that have no fruit at all.

your a idoit

derke you killed a touca n. why did you do this??????/?

My apology was ” Dear Steve, Sorry I gave the dogs an uspet stomach ache that made them want to murderize themselves. And sorry the dogs murderized themselves. Really. Nothing is sader to me than murderized dogs, specially when they smell like strawberries.” I think that was the real purpose of the game. To psychologically prepare your mind for the most amazing apology ever. Anyone else have a good one?

SORRY ZOOKEEPER STEVE!!

Best edugame ever.

That game is only a sliver of the insanity going on at this guys website.

I hate to use the Twilight Zone analogy, but that guys website exists in another dimension.

I never have seen such raw human energy in my entire life.

“Thanks brett!”

Zookeeper Steve is worse than the crying Asclepius baby…

Huh. I thought maybe it was like Execution and you could win by not feeding any fruit, but no dice. FUCK OFF, ZOOKEEPER STEVE! I DIDN’T FEED THOSE ANIMALS ANY GODDAMN FRUIT, OK!

My ears are ringing. The game has… changed me. I’ll never be the same bloke again.

I love this…

SOMETIME A FRUIT GOTTA BE A MYSTERY

WHAT IS IT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

“The citrus juice from the juicy ORANGE makes the lobsarts a bit blind I think becuase they keep bumping into things after their ORANGE fruit feast. oh well they were UGLY and DANGEROUS TO SEE.”

<3

I’m walking on sunshine, woah-oh! Listen to the background music, I think that’s what it is.

this is the best game ever made.

A lion awoke to the joyous sensation of melons hitting its buttocks, thanks to me.

This is so full of awesome… I love it! :)

wtf

I haven’t lol’d this hard in a while.

http://www.g4g.it/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-1102

…

“The king of the jungle is a bit racist I think.”

if you goes crazy all the way!!!1

Cave Story rip-off.

africa (the land of racism)

my apology:

“Im very sory that I pisioned teh aminals, I hope that youll forgiv me 1 day. I didnt now the fruit was bad for them Im sory.”

best game ever.

I thought this might have something to do with “Instruction For A Fruit”. It doesn’t. And it’s much weirder.

I’m sorry, but this sounds too much like it was written by a five year-old or a bad fanfiction author. I can’t go for more than two minutes without my eyes bleeding.

Hurhur, I love how the baby elephant eats everything and anything and is happy about it :D

GAMES AS ART

i really enjoyed it and played it six times. best are lobastars or lobstras or whatever.

dear steve, im a idot ii posined you animasl i disre;gard the DONT FEED FRIUT signs i really soryr.

from dumb*ss

this is hanging onto the edge of coherence by an imaginary thread.

i can’t tell if brett graham just has a unique sense of humor or if he genuinely has mental problems. his site is rather elaborate.

I’m disappointed in the people who can’t tell a joke game (and website) when they see it.

I HATE YOU!

wow, just wow-

Fruit mystery coming for your soul :D

“sorry steve.”

Whoever made this should be President. Except, corn chips aren’t fruit.

FUNNIEST GAME EVER~!!!!!

I didn’t even make it past the title screen before I busted out laughing. Then I fed a watermelon to the sleeping lion and laughed so hard, I ran out of time.

president of where?

wait what.

wut

It says much about TIGS that this post gets more comments than the one before it.

This game is the best.

but wanderlust didn’t make me laugh!

Ooo… kay?

yeah… if that wasn’t the biggest expercise in retardedness i dont know what is.

its surprising people like that are even able to.. to.. well, even breath.

still some of you idiots seemed to like it.

This is good because the developer uses his shortcomings as a tool for humor and doesn’t take himself so seriously…unlike 95% of the crap that comes from the indy community.

It’s not so good to see talentless twats getting coverage for rubbish like this when there are some quality indie games and news out there.

I used to like this game :)

brett did not intend this game to be getting this attention and i dont think he is a talentless twat…

he makes art not games..this is not a game.

It’s like Jeff K. made a game.

Im cring tears of fruit jusice

I’ll take this kind of shit over just about any ‘art game’.

That was the single best thing I have done all week. Even better than finishing Mass Effect.

I played this, and two days later, I had a seizure.

God damn it fruit mystery.

oh-so-rofol

‘I am representing BG said 1 day later:

brett did not intend this game to be getting this attention and i dont think he is a talentless twat…

he makes art not games..this is not a game.’

…wtf is this talentless ‘art’ doing on here then?

plus the internets gone to hell, full of silly kids giggling over the most stupid of things

The internet went to hell a long time ago. This place is losing it’s quality.

you dont understand shits if you dont understand the arty intend!

i saw godlike flash, awesome flash, good flash, decent flash, average flash, poor flash, lousy flash, “my first flash attempt” flash and this flash.

It’s simply in its own category, yes. There are no words to describe the experience.

Possibly one.

“wat”.

I can’t believe some people took this seriously… it is them who are the retarded twits who need to lighten up -stop being so serious all the time!

it teaches us that we must all take life with a pinch of salt. And excuse the radical wrong-doings of people who have problems, they don’t mean to hurt anyone.

Hahahaha, this was hilarious! I loved how nonsensical it was. Awesome!

wtf zookeeper steve pushed me, I’m suing. Also he made all the animals hate me, I’ll sue for defamation as well